I was a gullible child. I tended to take people at their word because it was hard for me to understand why someone would lie. If you say most girls can’t touch their elbows together behind their back, then damn sure I believe you and I want to know which category I belong to – it’s the small chested category. But don’t fret, I am now a fully formed adult (debatable) and have shed most of my naiveté. That being said, I have never wanted someone to be pulling my chain more than Trump and his lift on the Elephant Trophy Ban. Trump, should you turn around and say, “just kidding!” I promise I won’t resort to my childhood mechanisms to cope with your initial deceit which include pushing you, stealing your toys, and/or telling my Mom.